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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

9:54 am, Thursday with 83,305 notes

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

1:28 am, Thursday with 499,695 notes

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

1:24 am, Thursday with 562,164 notes

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

1:21 am, Thursday with 361,459 notes
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colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

1:02 am, Thursday with 163,489 notes

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

11:04 pm, Wednesday with 491,288 notes
"You almost convinced me I mattered."(Six word story)
11:02 pm, Wednesday with 293,813 notes
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oxyqn:

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sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”