*taps glass to get your attention* everyone… i  look great

9:39 pm, Thursday with 138,849 notes


a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

9:15 pm, Thursday with 255,153 notes


when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

9:10 pm, Thursday with 199,348 notes
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a vintage post of the Harry Potter guys. perfect.

this is perfect

Forever reblog.
"Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together."unknown (via amortizing)
11:32 pm, Wednesday with 40,543 notes
"Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive."John Mayer (via story-dj)
6:22 pm, Wednesday with 433 notes


I may be addicted to Luke Hemmings but at least I’m not addicted to cocaine

6:21 pm, Wednesday with 7,965 notes
July 30 with 140,635 notes - reblog
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you’re hired
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ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.
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